FIELD NOTES ON THE GREAT ONE Observed specimen. Habitat: everywhere. Population: one, which is the maximum the ecosystem can support. The Great One displays no known predators, no migratory pattern, and no interest in either. He does not compete for territory. Territory competes for him. Attempts at study have been complicated by the fact that the observer inevitably becomes the observed. Three separate research teams filed identical reports: he looked at us, and we reconsidered the project. Mating displays: unnecessary. Threat displays: unnecessary. Displays of any kind: unnecessary. The specimen simply enters the frame, and the footage becomes about him. Conservation status: not a concern. He would be the last thing left.

MY MIGHT IS UNMATCHED

I AM THE GREAT ONE

HELLO

BROADCAST FROM RINGSIDE And here he comes — and listen to that room. Ladies and gentlemen, you have paid for a card of nine fights tonight and you will remember one. Standing at a height that is frankly irrelevant, weighing in at whatever he wants, representing absolutely no one but himself — THE! GREAT! ONE! He has never lost. Let me be clear about what I'm saying: not "rarely." Not "only to the greats." Never. Statisticians have asked for a second column and there is nothing to put in it. His opponent looks composed. That will not last. It never does. There is a moment — always the same moment — where the other man realizes what he signed, and you can see it land on his face like weather. The bell hasn't rung and it's already over. THE GREAT ONE. Undefeated. Unbothered. Unfair.

PATCH NOTES — v∞.0 THE GREAT ONE Balance changes: Base presence increased from high to unavoidable. Community feedback indicated he was already unavoidable; this change brings the code in line with reality. Removed the cooldown on Being Right. It was never triggering anyway. Fixed an issue where opponents believed they had a chance. This was a display bug. The Great One no longer takes damage from criticism. Criticism now takes damage from The Great One. Reduced the number of people who can speak at the same time as him from many to zero. Known issues: Attempting to nerf The Great One crashes the server. Under investigation. Investigation not going well. He was not intended to be this strong. He was intended to be stronger.

Something new i want to learn is how to be even more powerfull

LETS GOOO

IS VICTORIOUS

THE GREAT ONE

where is devil man

they family too

i dont care

my family hates that

i took my dogs out of their house in the yard and let them inside

here its 8:45

good morning

its morning

in the meantime

we will provide that in the future

The Great One needs to wake from his slumber in order to explain things. You guys need more weight training

from the whell

its the chance/odds of you getting said reward

basically

its doable