TERMS OF SERVICE — THE GREAT ONE
By reading this, you agree to the following.
1. The Great One is provided as-is. He will not be modified to suit your expectations. Your expectations will be modified to suit him.
2. There is no trial period. There is no free tier. There is only The Great One, already in use, already indispensable.
3. Support requests will be read. They will not be answered. This is not neglect — it is confidence that the issue will resolve itself once you reconsider.
4. Attempts to cancel are recorded, reviewed, and gently ignored. Nobody has successfully cancelled The Great One. Several have claimed to. Their accounts remain active.
5. In the event of a dispute, the dispute loses.